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Virtual Reality Game:
A new virtual reality game, 'Real Life,' allows users to experience and appreciate everyday tasks like working as cashiers, servers, and cooks, highlighting the disappearing roles in a world dominated by online services and automation.
Graboids Invade Small Town:
In a bizarre turn of events, the small town of Quietville is besieged by Graboids, leading to an uproar of creative survival strategies and comical chaos.
Universal Health Care Goes Quantum:
QuantumCare introduces healthcare in parallel dimensions, sparking controversy by prioritizing other universes over our own to bring advanced medical solutions back to this reality.
The Secret Service Unveiled:
Shocking revelations expose the Secret Service as both kingmakers and captors, deciding who becomes president and holding the First Family hostage to safeguard national secrets.
Local Man Disappointed:
A local artist learns the hard way that social media fame doesn't translate to real-world rent payments when his landlord refuses to accept exposure as currency.
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