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Indifferent Instigator:

A seemingly innocent cat, Mr. Whiskers, becomes the center of controversy in Sleepyville after his owner, Mildred Hapsworth, takes a tumble down the stairs. The town is divided over whether it was an accident or a nefarious plot by the cat, who remains utterly indifferent to the uproar he's caused.

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Feline Felony:

In a humorous twist, Mr. Whiskers, a seemingly innocent tabby cat, is caught by his owner indulging in illicit catnip purchases, bringing a suburban spin to the classic cat-and-mouse (or cat-and-owner) tale of secrecy and surprise.

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