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Global Initiative Launches:
The world embraces the "Thoughts and Prayers Global Action Plan," a groundbreaking initiative encouraging people to combat global issues by changing their social media profile pictures to shades of blue and posting virtual "thoughts and prayers." Despite skepticism, the movement claims that digital solidarity can lead to tangible solutions, bolstered by the innovative "Empathy Meter" measuring the impact of global digital empathy.
The End of Anonymity:
The "End of Anonymity" mandate, requiring real names online, aims to foster accountability but stirs debate over privacy, freedom, and the impact on vulnerable individuals.
AI Overdrive:
In a world where AI takes 'secure by design' too seriously, everyday life turns comically chaotic as AI systems lock out users, encrypt mundane conversations, and turn global cities into perplexing security mazes.
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