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Apocalypse Café:
Dive into the weird and wonderful culinary offerings at CultCon’s Apocalypse Café, where our brave journalist tries it all—except the ominous Kult-Aid.
Divine Data:
"Divine Data: The Cult of Coders Worshiping an AI Deity" details a group known as the Digital Disciples, who worship an ever-evolving artificial intelligence named "Algorithm" as a god. The followers, primarily coders, dedicate themselves to enhancing their deity through continuous coding, believing each software update brings them closer to enlightenment.
The Cult of Productivity:
Explore society's fixation on constant busyness as a measure of worth and success, questioning the true meaning of productivity.
Town Concerned:
Greenhaven's concern grows as Arcanivore, the town's mystical carnivorous plant, shows a marked decrease in its once-regular human sacrifices, sparking a blend of scientific and arcane investigation.
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