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Nation's Chewing Habit Skyrockets:
The nation turns to gum-chewing in unprecedented numbers, attributing the trend to anxiety over inflation, leading to a surge in gum purchases, financial investments in gum futures, and unexpected developments in jaw strength, with enthusiasts forming gum-chewing clubs while dentists brace for a wave of cavities.
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