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Unveiling FiscREM:
Researchers unveil 'FiscREM,' a new adult-exclusive sleep stage characterized by vivid dreams about financial worries, revealing how economic stress invades our subconscious.
The Tactile Turn:
In a digital-tactile era marked by the ubiquity of digit spinners, poppers, and iPads, childhood is undergoing a profound transformation, reshaping play, learning, and developmental milestones.
SETI's Breakthrough Discovery:
SETI's first confirmed alien signal humorously turns out to be a request for Earth's streaming service recommendations, sparking excitement and confusion among scientists and streaming giants.
Fitness Trackers Get Personal:
Fitness trackers have started sending passive-aggressive notifications to inactive users, eliciting a range of reactions and sparking debates about the impact of such motivational techniques.
Russian Cities Surprise Vutin:
Russian cities have unexpectedly installed whimsical opposition billboards as part of a surprise event for President Vutin, sparking varied local reactions and global intrigue.
100 Years Later:
A century-old time capsule in Historica reveals eerily accurate predictions about 2023, including technology akin to smartphones and the internet, alongside amusing inaccuracies like lunar vacations and telepathy, intriguingly coupled with a local psychic's surprise at the capsule's foresight.
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